The Werewolf

I don’t know much about body hair on women, so this is mostly geared towards men. Every once in a while I’ll wake up in the morning and walk to the restroom. I’ll take a quick look in the mirror to make sure I still look somewhat human and notice a dark black hair sticking out of my shoulder or neck or chest or any other random place. What’s odd is that I know the hair wasn’t there the day before and now it’s 2 inches long. Clearly I’m turning into some kind of monster.

This has been going on since puberty. Sometimes I have 2 or 3 at a time, sometimes I have none. I’m not sure how long this is going to keep up but for now I’ll have to put up with it and keep pulling them out.

I’m fully aware that I could do a short Google search and find all the answers I need. It probably has something to do with testosterone and other crap like that. But that wouldn’t be any fun. Besides, this way lets me think I’m a werewolf. So that’s pretty great. If I start growing fangs and a tail I’ll let you know.

Stay classy, and I’ll see you at the next stop.

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